Zero Percent Juice

Phillip Attenberg is a twenty-six-year-old virgin with no charm or charisma. Other than working at a big-box membership-only warehouse retail store, Phillip's only other activities include drinking canned iced coffee and watching his grouchy roommate harass women through a speaker hanging out of a window of the apartment the two share. One day, Phillip discovers there's a man living in his city who looks exactly like him. The difference between Phillip and his doppelgänger, however, is that the look-alike has loads of charm and charisma. Another difference is that Phillip's double has started seducing and murdering women by drowning them! The local press begins referring to the wicked scoundrel as the Cold-Water Killer, and this evil twin quickly becomes the bane of Phillip's already miserable existence. Will the Cold-Water Killer be brought to justice before Phillip mistakenly takes the fall for him? Will Phillip ever get the "juice" he needs to establish a social life for himself? Will Phillip's roommate ever stop pestering ladies walking by their apartment? Find the answers to all these questions in Zero Percent Juice!