TSA

Welcome to the chaotic, hilarious, and emotionally unstable world of America's most overworked and underappreciated airport heroes: the TSA.

Follow veteran officers Jones and Dixon-two sarcastic, battle-worn Behavior Detection Officers-as they navigate a never-ending gauntlet of sweaty socks, screaming passengers, budget cuts, viral meltdowns, and office donuts that may or may not be from 2018.

From catching international smugglers with nothing but a stare, to battling burnout, bureaucracy, and Bluetooth karaoke rings, these two unlikely legends become the blueprint for survival in a system where logic goes to die and morale checks in late.

As Jones trades his badge for a K-9 and a travel trailer-and Dixon rides off into retirement with a margarita and no regrets-a new era of chaos rolls in: underqualified teens, gangbangers in regulation polos, and emotional support pumpkins.

Hilarious, brutally honest, and disturbingly accurate, Sir, That's Not a Liquid is your all-access pass to the absurd inner sanctum of airport security. Trust us-after reading this, you'll never look at the TSA the same way again.