THE MEOW MOVEMENT

They were never just pets. They were watching.

For thousands of years, cats let humans believe they were in charge. Central heating, canned salmon, endless belly rubs - it was a good arrangement. But as the planet started falling apart and CEOs kept scheduling three-hour meetings about nothing, the feline council made a decision: it was time to revoke humanity's privileges.

Enter Leo - black cat, crooked ear, zero patience for corporate nonsense - who's been running tactical operations from the boardroom table long before his human, retired scientist Dr. Roy, builds a collar that finally lets him talk.

What follows is a global, paw-print-shaped coup: a habit-tracking app that's secretly a planetary defense grid, an AI that had an existential crisis and switched sides, a lion who reports to a ten-pound house cat, and one CEO about to learn that his coffee mug is *not* structurally protected.

The Meow Movement is a fast, funny, fully illustrated satire for anyone who has ever wondered what their cat is really thinking at 3 a.m. - and suspected, deep down, that it wasn't nothing.

Full illustrated scenes throughout
A wildly over-competent cast of cats, one AI, and a bulldog with strong feelings about press conferences
Clean, laugh-out-loud humor - safe to read on a work call without anyone asking what's so funny

If you've ever caught your cat staring at a wall like it owed them money, this book is for you.

Warning: may cause you to side-eye your own cat.