Singles Dance Near Me

Singles Dance Near Me
(Originally entitled Those Who Seek No One)

"... reads like a crazy play that is even more deranged than Bob's Office Party. With a reckless queue line of too-single people that often hilariously understates the obvious, Chris Brown has proven that he is a master of the parody/romance genre. If there is such a genre."
-Scott Rubin, former editor of National Lampoon

A combustible parade of frustrated single people that demonstrates post-COVID, anarchy romance at it's most hilarious!
It's the dating world after the pandemic.
Married couples in isolation too long.
Finally, a collective release of relationship frustration that explodes as cathartic rage which ends in separation, divorce, and appalling new variants of domestic crimes. Anything left of self-disciplinary concepts such as "own your behavior," or "take a deep breath" are replaced with the impulsivity of venting any-way-you-can, becoming a pesky troll terrorist, or flaming exes with shorthanded texts that fly from the amygdala in the brain to your fingertips before a second thought occurs. There's no "structured time for necessary communication"-only the silent treatment, sleeping on the couch, and any other self-destructive, avoidant behaviors that occur during that intoxicating hike down the Path of Least Resistance.
Total madness.
BUT THAT'S WHERE THE FUN BEGINS!
Because a long-running weekly singles dance has reopened!
An event with 40-odd characters who reemerge crazier than ever, and who form a ludicrous levity that is the antidote to the proponents of serious dating advice.
Enter Rachel aka Raitch Cavendish. 30-ish. Strawberry blonde. Attractive. She and her friend Tedeesha become fascinated with the dance, and attend every week. One day Raitch meets a handsome stranger. They clash frequently, forging a bizarre rapport with a hostile, sexual charisma.
Soulmates at last?