Sinful Urges

A priest, a psychiatrist, and a demon hunter walk into a gas station.

This is where things get a little weird.

Because when they kidnap the beautiful, smart, witty, musically talented gas station attendant, aka moi, the next thing I know I'm waking up tied to a bed and surrounded by the hottest men I've ever seen.

I'm sorry, did you think this was a joke?

Because I'm not laughing.

Not when this trio of gorgeous assholes tells me I'm possessed. Especially not when they tell me they're going to exorcise me. If there's a punchline, it's that this is only the beginning--and after they're done with me, my life will never be the same.

It turns out when a demon's forced out of your body, it leaves something behind. Something that will change you forever. Something that opens the door for the most sinful dreams I've ever had in my life; dreams about a man I've never seen before, but he does things to me I can't explain. I don't know what's happening to me. The only people who can tell me are the ones who did this to me. But I can't stay away, even if every answer we find leads to even more questions. I need help. I need salvation. I need protection.

I need my exorcists.

To save me from these sinful urges...

...and to save me from myself.