Schnitzeldorf Chronicles

When the gates of polished horn opened above his plague-bed, Hieronymus Schitzolini feverishly ink-feathered these Schnitzel-visions, posthumously collected here in this slim tome of doom-crack brilliance.

Across the tapestry of these yarns, you'll explore Schnitzeldorf, from high atop Hellhorn through the Teufelswald to where the fish-road cuts the coast at the Peitschkopp and even to a cosmic Schninsel in addition to the far outreaches of Forkborg and Blutbach. From the reign of King Dinsk and Queen Farnooti and their overthrow to the rule of King Mafis and Queen Margwon to the era of Queen Barsnooti, Schnitzeldorf Chronicles traverses the time-weave of several generations. Guzzle Mutti-mead at Sister Daghilde's tavern. Nibble some roast kid (don't worry, it's goat) with the Creep of Hellhorn. Whiff Till's cheese sculpture of a Warax. Backstroke in Mummelsee with Kooti under the silver moon. Play who's got the haunch bone now with the Ruddy Cheeks. Join hands with Mother Vuldilda. But beware of Ol' Red Head. He's never dead.

"Reads like a Chimera in mating season." Barnabus Scuttlenut, Blutbach Times

"If Occam's razor shaved a pack of hellhound gonads, this might be its candid fantasy." Charlymus Flibbywittle, Forkborg Press

"Hoot and holler! Not since Monty Python or The Princess Bride, or Candide for that matter, has an epic parody arrived with dare I say a fresh take on the anti-fairy tale fairy tale." Kirtumulus Skoggins, The Hellhorn Daily

"Not only did Hieronymus Schitzolini create a universe with its own mythos, he takes us on high adventures and preposterous exploits over heretofore unknown terrain. Nothing but a true vision! Imagine if the Brothers Grimm entered a Lovecraftian portal designed by Roald Dahl." Dagmar Lunkfwat, Schnitzelburg Today

"Be not fooled, amidst the sharp satire and bullseye wit, there are ornate passages that embody the fragility of life as well as Marie de France or Edmund Spenser ever scribed." Olganon Dillsnit, The Skrat Rag