Pandemonia

High Fantasy. Low Morale. Farts.

Knight Captain Pickle never meant to start a revolution. He just asked the wrong questions. Once the brine of the King's Court, he has been jettisoned from Service. Now, he's on a mythic quest to purify the swampy capital of Quagmerica, where a novel miasma has infected both body and state.

The Kingdom is in chaos: a sinister court physician has unleashed a demonic plague and the burger-chomping warlord-king governs like a pro-wrestler. Pickle's not the sharpest knife in the drawer. But he does have a really cool sword - and he knows how to use it. Unfortunately, that's about it. Fortunately, he has some reinforcements: a disgraced alchemist, a rogue airship pilot, and his wife, a master of opticks, to help him hunt down some relics, battle terrorists, chase dragons, and purify the realm.

Pandemonia is a satirical fantasy quest through deserts, swamps, jungles, and bureaucratic hellscapes. Part epic quest, part political farce, part redemption story. For fans of Discworld, Bored of the Rings, Dungeon Crawler Carl, Vox Machina, and also farts, this is your next heroic disasterpiece.

"Few writers living or otherwise have reached such heights in the field of wizard-inclusive speculative fiction. Perhaps the most dangerous work of the 21st century. A swashbuckling indictment of the American nightmare."
- Phil Rot, author of The Raft

"Thanks to this writer's unbound imagination and relentless wit, modern politics can be enjoyed for what it actually is: a grand farce with, possibly, a silver lining or two. If you're looking, as we all are, for that elusive perfect balance between Animal Farm and Spaceballs, this book is for you."
- Matthew Louis, founding editor of Gutter Books, Gallows Humor Magazine, & Vigilante Crime. Author of The Wrong Man & Roots Down to Hell