Hungry, Hungry Horrors

Community is cuisine when humanity is on the menu.

Bigbad City is beige and bland. So are its residents,

though they must be tasty since the death rate is glaringly 

conspicuous. Frightening supernatural creatures frolic about

the metropolis, feasting upon its mundane residents like it's

2-for-1 night at the all human buffet.

Robin Bennett, a middling regional actor, is transported to

this world and must find a way to survive a game-like life,

posing as a pitifully powered mall Santa. All he wants is to

get home and abandon the demoralizing realization that

he's not cut out to survive there on his own. The game-

or maybe it's his own pickled psyche-keeps leading him

to make bad decisions, like . . . repeatedly.

Bedding down with a literal, smoking-hot incubus and

his succubus sister isn't bad-probably. However, it's the

only item on his plate. Hiding out with them in the suburbs

seems like a solid plan until were-things, undead things,

and angels from on-f***ing-high come calling.

Surely he won't succumb to the age-old axiom, "If you can't

beat 'em, join 'em"-right? He won't have to become a

monster, riiight? Not when his actual humanity is on the

line. Riiiiiight??? 

Nah, everything's totally fine.

A rollicksome urban fantasy for readers who think litRPG might not be for them.