Hempen Verses

Hempen Verses is the first book of speculative poetry from oldfaced newfangled high-ass poet, Dr. Phinehas Monroy (probably a pseudonym). Dr. Monroy wrote these poems during several sessions of frantic marijuana-fueled writing from December 2021 to October 2022. For some reason, Indica, which tends to have an "in da couch" effect on most people, flips on Dr. Monroy's "let's write a whole bunch of poems" switch. In this book you'll find poems about life, the unceasing march of death, religion, sex, sexuality, love, and there's even a poem in there about Lobot from Star Wars (because that's what Dr. Monroy thinks about when he's high). If you are a person who enjoys marijuana, you might enjoy these poems. If you are a person who enjoys poems, you might enjoy getting some marijuana and reading these poems. In any case, I sincerely hope you find these verses to your liking because I'm a hollow sort of person who desperately needs the approval of strangers because I'm a middle child or some other shit of the sort. (Author's Note: I may have written this description while high and I fear I may live to regret it. Oh, well. What's the worst that can happen?)