Ghosts

In a darkened room of a haunted mansion, the spirit manifestation of the god All lies plastered against the ceiling. A horrible vision of a prophecy to come wracks his mind. He knows this might be his end. Or his beginning. This prophecy could change everything. Maybe even how old he appears to be.
Stuck at the age of fifteen for over a hundred years, Emmett, aka the All, desperately wants to grow older along with his mortal girlfriend, Heather. He wishes to stop battling the Bellum, his evil brother who wants to bring about the Coming End of the worlds. He'd like to just hang out with his mortal friends and have a little fun.
When his friends get tickets to a paranormal tour, Emmett thinks it will be a hoot. He doesn't expect that tour guide is a real ghost hunter who destroys them with spectricity-infused knives. If this ghost hunter gets loose in the spirit world, Emmett may not have a home to come back to. Yet how do you stop a hunter who seems to pull knives out of the very air?
Emmett will have to deal with girlfriend megalomania, spirit god battles, a loose ghoul in the basement, a maze in the place of lost spirits, kriot upheaval, local authors, and worst of all, his own family. Somehow, he will make it to Heather's sixteenth birthday party. And how old he will be when he gets there, the All only knows.