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Emma Beale was having a very bad day. The kind of day that starts with a potty-mouthed Boomer, gets worse thanks to the Bureau of Meteorology, and ends with a suicidal walk into the surf at Manly.

She expected oblivion. Instead, she got plucked out of the ocean by a seven-foot Maori goddess built like a brick sh*thouse.

Now, instead of being dead, Emma is dragged into the grimy heart of South-East Sydney by Kaia, a woman with a right hook as epic as her physique. Kaia is a force of nature who puts Godzilla to shame; Emma is armed only with crippling anxiety and a newfound knowledge of diced beef (don't ask).

Emma just wants to hide. But along with Kaia, she's about to discover that sometimes the only way to fix your own absolute crap-fest of a life is by wading headfirst into the messes of others. They aren't exactly heroes. They're definitely not perfect. But they might just be what the city needs.

Will Emma find romance? Probably not. Will she finally get her sh*t together and punch life in its miserable throat? Maybe, if she doesn't get them both killed first.

Stop reading the blurb and buy the book, freeloader.