Fart Maxing

What if a joke book accidentally became a smart pop-science guide?
Fart Maxing is a funny, fact-grounded exploration of digestion, gut bacteria, fermentation, fiber, and the deeply modern urge to optimize absolutely everything.
Part humor book, part digestive-science deep dive, this book explains why beans have their reputation, why broccoli can betray you, why smell and volume are not the same thing, and why a perfectly innocent lunch can become a tactical error by evening.
Inside, you'll find:
clear, readable explanations of digestion and the microbiome
the real science behind gas production, fermentation, and odor
practical food rankings from mild to catastrophic
recipes that are funny, usable, and biologically revealing
social survival advice for meetings, cars, dates, travel, and other enclosed mistakes
a self-help parody angle that somehow still teaches you something real
This is not a medical textbook. It's a smart, absurd, surprisingly informative guide to one of the most universal bodily functions on earth.
If you like witty nonfiction, weird science, food science, and books that are more educational than they have any right to be, Fart Maxing was made for you.