Cringe Dad

Opening this book may cause sudden eye-rolling, uncontrollable groaning, and the overwhelming urge to say, "Dad... stop."

Welcome to Cringe Dad, the unapologetic celebration of the most painfully hilarious jokes ever told by someone standing in front of a grill with tongs in one hand and absolute confidence in the other.

Inside these pages you will find 501 gloriously terrible dad jokes that are scientifically engineered to embarrass your children, confuse your friends, and make strangers question your life choices.

Why did the scarecrow win an award?
Because he was outstanding in his field.

Why don't eggs tell jokes?
They'd crack each other up.

I told my suitcase there will be no vacation this year.
Now I'm dealing with emotional baggage.

These are the kinds of jokes that make people laugh... and then immediately regret laughing.

Whether you are a seasoned dad joke professional or a beginner who simply enjoys a good punishment, Cringe Dad gives you everything you need to become the most powerful groan-generator in the room. The jokes are short, sharp, and dangerously repeatable, which means you can deploy them at dinner tables, road trips, family gatherings, awkward elevator rides, and anywhere else people cannot easily escape.

Perfect for dads, stepdads, grandpas, uncles, and anyone who believes a well-timed pun is the highest form of comedy.

This book also makes a fantastic treat for Dad, assuming you enjoy giving dad ideas on how to slowly destroy the patience of everyone nearby.

So turn the page, warm up your best deadpan delivery, and prepare yourself.

Because once you start telling these jokes...there's no pun in stopping now.