A survival guide on moving to France

A survival guide on Moving to France How to Wash a Goat .A fully updated edition of the original memoir - rebuilt with new chapters, new illustrations, and new bonus content. This version offers an honest, humorous account of what really happens when the dream of a simple life in rural France meets the reality of goats, bureaucracy, and DIY chaos.

Told with sharp wit and the perspective of a proudly dyslexic author, the book follows the journey from hopeful expat to accidental artisan. From mispronouncing pain at the bakery to navigating French paperwork and surviving village life, each chapter blends comedy with hard‑earned wisdom.

This expanded edition includes improved structure, corrected text, extended stories, and new features such as Survival Bingo and charming goat illustrations. It's a warm, relatable guide for anyone curious about rural France - or anyone who simply enjoys laughing at life's unpredictable turns.

A story of imperfect action, resilience, and goat‑shaped surprises, this new edition stands as a richer, clearer, and more complete version of the original book.