You have been warned!

On April 10, 2017, Christian received a WhatsApp message from his wife."e;Sayang, pls buy also fruits food in glass for Rani."e;This was not the first message. It was not the last. What followed was nine years of grocery relays, school runs, 5:30am laundry loads, and the specific experience of being an IT professional married to someone who treats time as a suggestion.You Have Been Warned! is the field guide no one gave him before the wedding. It covers: the management of a household across two cultures and three children; the operational realities of being the person who does the laundry, the school runs, the German administrative correspondence, and the 5:30am dog walk; and the specific experience of being an IT professional married to someone who treats time as a suggestion.It is not a book about a bad marriage. It is a book about a real one.Dry, precise, and occasionally very funny, You Have Been Warned! documents what happens when a man who believes in systems marries a woman who does not, and what nine years of data actually shows about love.For readers of: David Sedaris, Michael Lewis writing about his own kitchen, and anyone who has received a grocery list in seven separate messages.