Dirty Old Manatee

Midlife manatee insanity Who's behind the plot to kill off Florida's sea cows? While midlife witch Missy Mindle tries to solve this mystery, she must nurse a rescued manatee back to health. The problem is, he's actually a human shifter, Seymour, who wants to celebrate manatee mating season with her.Missy and her reporter friend Matt face corporate villains and team up with the ruthless Mothers4Manatees. Throw in a vengeful vampire who wants to kill her, and Missy's magick is pushed to the limit. Meanwhile, she discovers what life would have been like if she hadn't divorced years ago: living with a flabby, middle-aged guy who leaves the toilet seat up.The Freaky Florida Horror Comedy Mysteries is a completed, clean, paranormal series filled with magic, monsters, and mystery; sarcasm and satire; and, of course, Florida Man. If you like paranormal mysteries with thrills, frights, and laughs, this series is for you. Grab this book and take the plunge into Jellyfish Beach today.